"I Give Up"

I gave up long ago, and this is really just re-barfing (I assume the vomit-themed version of twitter already exists) the Daily Show, but god fucking dammit!
I shall simply express it in the form of a favorite schoolyard rhyme, altered with snark (socialism with Chinese characteristics, Deng xiansheng?).
Obama and Immelt sitting in a tree
F-U-C-king our country
First comes money
Then comes more money
Then there's no money for a ba-by carriage.

  Mein Gott, hilf mir, diese tödliche Liebe zu überleben.

The worst part (nickel each utterance = dinner at French Laundry for Mr. Kalin) is that the "hope" I have for Obama is that he genuinely thinks he's doing the right thing (rather than the outright rape that most other politicians foist upon us). The likelihood that I'll ever vote again is rapidly shrinking asymptotically towards zero. And, no, I didn't vote last time—yayyy, schadenfreude.