More: Wars and Megamergers

Sign up for the Dictator of the Month Club, and each month you'll bolster a new tyrant. We'll send you a photo and statistics of the atrocities he has committed with your money. At the end of the month we'll destroy him (again with your support) and send you the exciting profile of your new puppet overlord. We'll start you out with one of our favorites: Moammar Sheen.



In other exciting U-Verses—don't worry friends it's not the further bloating of another megacorp, it's the development of a citizen, a person, a voter, thanks to the Supreme Court (and lots of United Citizens). There is one reason for sadness, however. We won't get to see Carly Foulkes dressed as a Good 'n Plenty anymore.